Listen:
When you finished Slaughterhouse
Five, were you left wanting more? So were we. In fact, after a long debate
over how to bring the book beyond the pages, we decided to bring parts of the
book to life. We struggled and debated over what parts of this book we could
bring to you; could we create a galaxy for you readers, identical to the one
Billy Pilgrim creates? Or should we send you back in time, to Dresden? So it
goes.
Finally, we thought of it. Why not bring key artifacts to
you, and let you become more involved in the story? If you were like us, you held this book as
near and dear to your heart as Weary held his bulletproof bible. However, you
may have been curious about major details of the book. What did the
Tralfamadores who repeatedly abducted Billy look like? What did Montana
Wildhack’s necklace look like, or the dog tags Billy describes his fellow
soldiers wearing? What about the shoes Billy was forced to wear from the
Cinderella play after his boots were stolen when he was captured? Vonnegut Industries
asked the same questions, and we’re bringing the answers to you. Now you can
re-read Slaughterhouse Five, with
your complete fan kit with you. Isn’t
that comforting? This kit includes: A plush stuffed animal made to represent
Tralfamadores, your choice of necklace (either resembling Wildhack’s locket or
Billy Pilgrim’s dog-tag), and a pair of slippers made to look like your choice
of Cinderella shoes (“airman’s boots painted silver”) or army boots. No longer
will there be a doubt in your mind about what the extraterrestrials look like. Your
plush toy comes in a variety of colors; you can choose the best Tralfamadore
for you. With personalized dog tags, or a locket identical to Montana Wildhack’s,
you can become part of the war, alongside Pilgrim in Dresden with your very own
dog-tag, or go to the galaxy of the Tralfamadores with the necklace like the one
that hangs around Montana’s neck. And when you’re captured by Germans with
Billy and the ‘three musketeers’ and their boots are taken, your slippers will stay on comfortably on your feet.
As you’re transported through
time with Billy Pilgrim and the various other characters through memories of
past wars, present day, or to another galaxy all together, you have the
opportunity to curl up to your Tralfamadore, slide on your slippers and
necklaces and become part of the book with items directly from it. Thrown
around in time and space, you have the opportunity to really become part of the
book, to see into Billy Pilgrims mind, and now visualize his experiences easier
than ever. This kit will make the experience of Billy Pilgrim’s journey more
authentic to you, because it allows you to become part of the story yourself.
This kind of experience is rarely offered in books, making it unique to Slaughterhouse Five and its true fans.
It will enhance the way you read the book and the way you interact with the
story and its characters. You will now have a way to carry the book with you at
all times, in various forms. We hope this kit will help you become abducted into
the story, much like Billy was abducted into the world of Tralfamadores.
To order your ultimate fan kit for
the low price of $24.95, please log onto www.vonnegutinc.com
or call 1-888-VON-KITS. And for a limited time, if you mention this ad over the
phone, or enter the code TRALFAM1 online, you will receive another $10 off! That’s
right, a $40 value fan kit for only $15!!

Colors: Pink, Purple, Blue, Green
Combat 'boots' come in sizes 6-13, men and women. Womens slippers also available in silver.
Dog Tags are personalized. Womens locket is not.

>Tralfamadorian stuffed animals is brilliant!
ReplyDelete>well-chosen objects/symbols; they capture some of the spirit of the book
>good lines: bulletproof Bible reference and the abduction wordplay in the next-to-last paragraph
>I think I see 1 of 3 book quotes?